January 1, 2008

Happy New Year 2008!!!

Wishing you, my partners, friends,  readers and my loyal subcribers a very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!!!

May this year bring you more happiness, health and wealth to you and your loved ones.

Happy New Year

Here is a joke that I find really funny and I would like to share it with you:.

"Mrs. Ward, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
When your doctor sent your husband’s biopsy to the lab yesterday, a
biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain
which one is your husband’s. Frankly the results are either bad or
terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.

"Well, one Mr. Ward tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other one
was positive for AIDS. We can’t tell which is your husband’s."

"That’s dreadful! Can’t you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.

"Normally, yes, but Medicare won’t pay for these expensive tests more
than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep
with him."

:P

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